God Squad Mugs

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Jumping cheerleaders

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

The three little pigs 2010

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"So what's your success rate?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Mark Zuckerberg

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."