Spirit Squad Superstar Mugs

Jumping cheerleaders

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Cheerleaders

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

American Football.

Official Team Cap With Beard

The commentators want to run the officials...

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

Corporate thinking.

"Yin and Yankee fan"