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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Cheerleaders

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

American Football.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

Corporate thinking.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'