Beer Squad Pillows

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He's my school project for science class."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Next Round Indicator

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'