Beer Squad Gifts

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'I know it's gassy...'

Beer Stall

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."