Drinking Squad Pillows

"Come here often?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Toast'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Drinking Companions

"Your shout!"

Unmanned drones.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

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"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'Here comes Ted.'

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'