Drinking Squad Pillows

"Come here often?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Toast'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Your shout!"

Drinking Companions

Unmanned drones.

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Here comes Ted.'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."