Goat Milk Enthusiast Gifts

"Where do you draw the line?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Vincent Van Goat.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Spilled Milk

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'Excellent napkin.'