Goalie Squad Gifts

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Saving a Heart

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

HR - Helping Relationships

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Win - win

Belief and Trust.

Mohamed Salah

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

The First Kite

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.