Goalie Squad Mugs

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Saving a Heart

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Win - win

HR - Helping Relationships

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Belief and Trust.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner