Goalkeeper Groupie Gifts

John Terry

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Saving a Heart

Raheem Sterling

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Beer Order

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Football

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Internet Cafe.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The best goalie in the world!

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."