Goalkeeper Groupie Gifts

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Saving a Heart

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The best goalie in the world!

Internet Cafe.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Goal