Goal Strategist Gifts

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

How leaders fail

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Our Two Parties, Explained

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Target your customer.

Personal conker trainer.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Hockey Season.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Game changing

"I think we should try something a little simpler."