Goals Guru Gifts

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Win - win

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

Goal!

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Goalie Wall.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Hair Style Menu

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."