Goal Strategist Pillows

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

How leaders fail

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Target your customer.

Personal conker trainer.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Hockey Season.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Game changing

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."