Goal-scoring Angel Gifts

Angel Delight

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Ok, ok, last page.

Psyche Delia

Wilfried Zaha

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Harry Kewell

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Ryan Giggs

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

'Any idea how united got on?'

Angel Crash

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Football Angel

And on the Seventh Day...

Basketball Halo

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

Sadio Mane

"I was always afraid to read it before."

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'