Goal-scoring Angel Prints

Angel Delight

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Psyche Delia

Wilfried Zaha

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Angel Crash

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

'Any idea how united got on?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Football Angel

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

And on the Seventh Day...

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Sadio Mane

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Footballer's Wages

"I was always afraid to read it before."