Goal God Gifts

Football Deity.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Win - win

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

God playing with dolls.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Lionel Messi

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Bricklayers in goal.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Put it in writing!

'Well, we made it.'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Football

Rabbit and turtle.

Priest And Aliens