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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Hiding the electronics.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Useless add-ons.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Punishment for the kicker.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Automatic swing machine

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."