Glycemic Gauge Gifts

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Running

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Circus Act

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Patents office.

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

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"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

Moving into an office while it's being built.

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I'm with the band.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."