Glycemic Gauge Gifts

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Running

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Patents office.

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

'I'm with the band.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

Moving into an office while it's being built.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."