Gluttony Philosopher T-Shirts

Bring humor and philosophy to their wardrobe with a t-shirt celebrating the gluttony philosopher—an ideal gift for those who love to ponder and indulge in life's pleasures.

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Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret. mockup

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..." mockup

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Avocado Timeline

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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"Is it free-range?"

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..." mockup

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

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Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe? mockup

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

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"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus." mockup

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!" mockup

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.' mockup

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

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Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce. mockup

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

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'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.' mockup

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie mockup

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

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"Leftovers"

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Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'. mockup

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

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"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

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