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Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Avocado Timeline

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Is it free-range?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

"Leftovers"

Chicago School of Home Economics