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The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Leftovers"

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

All you can eat buffet!

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"Oh, sure, I eat gluten ... but only in certain restaurants."

Man Eater

Turducken, Piecaken, Scaletalkin'

'You're not going to eat that alone are you?'

'Mmmm, Boy oh boy Sue, this Caramel Tart is TRULY divine! I feel like i've DIED and gone to HEAVEN!'

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

'He's gotten so fussy.'

'Today the danger of eating eggs is up 2 3/8, red meat is unchanged French fries are up 4 1/4...'

"Those ankle weights will help you lose weight. They're so heavy you won't be able to walk to the kitchen."

During the frost a certain fox-hunter increases in weight and gets too big for his clothes.