Gluttony Philosopher Pillows

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Avocado Timeline

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Is it free-range?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"Leftovers"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

What came first, the chicken or the egg