Gastronomy Philosopher T-Shirts

Express your love for food and philosophy with our playful and stylish T-shirts. Perfect for those who think deeply about the art of eating and enjoy wearing their passions.

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'We're quite full, but I can squeeze you into the angst section.'

'We're quite full, but I can squeeze you into the angst section.' mockup

'We're quite full, but I can squeeze you into the angst section.'

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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The Origins of Everything

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"Carpe pizza"

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Avocado Timeline

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"Is it free-range?"

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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The Politics of Food.

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"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal." mockup

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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Gastronomy Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Gastronomy Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring culinary and philosophical quotes—ideal for the food lover in your life.

Gastronomy Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that combine humor and culinary charm—perfect for adding personality to any cozy space.

Gastronomy Philosopher Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that blend gourmet humor and deep thoughts—ideal for the discerning food enthusiast.