Glowing Orb Gazer T-Shirts

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

(Camel paintings)

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Birds Following Witch.

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Horror Stories.

Emergency exit into Space

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Hot Air Balloon

"Burnout"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."