Gloomy Humor Lovers Pillows

It had been said more than once that Eric had a slightly negative side to his personality.

"Here we are."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Pastries and Candy

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Puss in cement boots"

65 Million Years Ago

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

Tom's last day.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Death takes a holiday.