Gloomy Humor Lovers Pillows

It had been said more than once that Eric had a slightly negative side to his personality.

"Here we are."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

65 Million Years Ago

Pastries and Candy

"Puss in cement boots"

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'Do you have it in black?'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

Tom's last day.

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'