Global Events Guru Gifts

Erdogan and Coronavirus

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

G7 Summit Concern

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

'Democracy, okay?'

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

This time...War on Terrorism.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

The Difference Between Us and Them

World Financial Mafia

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Some countries behaved poorly today.

The Tobin Tax.