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Global Affairs Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for a global affairs enthusiast? Our collection combines humor and insight, helping you celebrate their passion for international issues with thoughtful and amusing products. Whether they’re a diplomat, analyst, or avid reader, find the perfect gift that shows you understand their global interests and love of learning.
Trump Tariffs
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."
'Under our program of economic sanctions, 'rogue states' will immediately be removed from the list of places we outsource to.'
'Democracy, okay?'
"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
World Cop.
Ukraine Crisis
WWIII Between Europe and USA
"Finland, don't provoke me!"
"Nice Hair!"
Ukraine Crisis
"What to do?"
Destabilization of the EU and US
Quote du Jour: Sen. Rand Paul
The next drone flight
Coronavirus: Made in China/USA!
Libra Conference Berlin
USA First
Maduro versus Trump and the EU
Trump and Kim Jong-un compare penis size
Trump and Kim Jong Un communication
'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'
Nord Stream 2
No blockade Cuba
G7 Summit Concern
Obama visiting Cuba
North Korea launches long-range missile despite warnings
Putin's Russia
This time...War on Terrorism.
Joko Widodo
"There is a rumour that Obama has bought a villa in Russia."
Arseniy Yatsenyuk, Ukranian Prime Minister
Global Affairs Guru Gifts Collection
Global Affairs Guru Mugs
Discover more mugs perfect for global affairs enthusiasts—combining humor and intellect on every sip.
Global Affairs Guru Pillows
Cozy up with pillows inspired by global issues—an amusing and thoughtful addition to their home decor.
Global Affairs Guru Prints
Explore prints that celebrate global perspectives with clever, insightful designs—perfect for enriching their workspace or home.
Global Affairs Guru T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that speak to their international interests—ideal for anyone passionate about global affairs.