Global Events Guru Mugs

Erdogan and Coronavirus

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

G7 Summit Concern

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

'Democracy, okay?'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

This time...War on Terrorism.

World Financial Mafia

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

The Tobin Tax.