Global Gurus Mugs

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

G7 Summit Concern

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Tariffs"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Democracy, okay?'

Cheap Labour Countries.

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

This time...War on Terrorism.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"International trade"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

A collective sigh of relief.

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Money down the drain.

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

The Tobin Tax.