Global Cuisine Gourmand Mugs

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Just one more choccy...

Culture clash

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

A London gent abroad

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

Michel Roux Jr

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'It's an acquired taste!'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

Dijon Vu

"Just when you thought every possible permutation of the cookery contest show had been exhausted here's Battlechefs. A cookery contest show on a ship!"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.