Global Cuisine Gourmand Prints

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Keith Floyd.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

Culture clash

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Michel Roux Jr

'It's an acquired taste!'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Black Truffles!

Dijon Vu

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"Just when you thought every possible permutation of the cookery contest show had been exhausted here's Battlechefs. A cookery contest show on a ship!"