Glitter Prankster Pillows

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

Beach con-man.

That one has all the batteries!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Scary stuff

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I could eat you.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Hallowe'en wake up call

Stag night high jinks.

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."