Glitter Prankster Prints

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

Beach con-man.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Scary stuff

'I could eat you.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Hallowe'en wake up call

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Stag night high jinks.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.