Gleefully Ironic Justice Explorers Gifts

At least if we get busted again, it'll be for white-collar crime.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Manspreading in Art

Switchback Playground.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Native Headgear

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"Heads or entrails?"

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

SUPREME COURT: thank you for not social engineering beyond this point!

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'Your honor, for personal reasons, my client would prefer to wait in his car while the verdict is being read.'

'Sorry, Mr. Weinbaum, but you should have said 'Simon says not guilty.''

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

'...Plus six months for breaking my little hammer!'

Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'

"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of mood swings.'

'I'm going to rule for the plaintiff's desertion charge and reject your client's assertion that he's really good at playing hide and seek.'

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

Kids playing doctor.

"I have listened very carefully to all the evidence."

When I said He's gone to the other side, Frank, that's not what I meant.

'This may very well BE a kangaroo court, Mr. Dingo, nevertheless we still find you guilty of eating Mrs. Boomer's Joey.''

"It might not have a bearing on the case- but the defendant has parked in your space."

Two men in jail: One wearing shirt with 'Guilty', the other with 'Guilty by Association'.

"You call that a 'jury of my peers'!?"

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury have you reached a decision?'

Kid with cotton wool in his ears