Ironic Setting Explorers Gifts

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Toys

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Call me!"

The Desert Island Package

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Little boys

Universe of reading

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Ahoy

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'What happens after the end of time?'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Switchback Playground.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'