Ironic Setting Explorers Gifts

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Toys

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Call me!"

The Desert Island Package

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Little boys

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Universe of reading

'What happens after the end of time?'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Switchback Playground.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Ahoy

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.