Glamour Camper Pillows

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Ladies

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."