Glamour Camper Gifts

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Ladies

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Hooray for Bollywood!

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Fred Astaire

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

Kelly Mittendorf

Carole Lombard

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.