Glaciers Gifts

"The glaciers are angry."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Scientists are shocked to find the ice caps disappeared much faster than previously thought.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'No ice.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

I'm Spartacus.

Day one, post grad

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."