Glaciers Prints

"The glaciers are angry."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Scientists are shocked to find the ice caps disappeared much faster than previously thought.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'No ice.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

I'm Spartacus.

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"