Glacial Gladiator Prints

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Waiting for the results.

Football Blockers.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'