Game Day Gladiator Prints

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Rugby was the winner on the day!

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Go team!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

American Football.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Biker Lawn Mower

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'