Game Day Gladiator Prints

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Rugby was the winner on the day!

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Strive to win!

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Biker Lawn Mower

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Punishment for the kicker.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Football supporters.

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"