Giving Back Champion Gifts

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

The birth of junk mail.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'Are we having fun yet?'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Schrodinger's kittens

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'