Giving Back Gifts

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'I'm on my way!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers

The wife whisperer.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Tipping Pain Chart

"I hate it..."

Valentines Balloons

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.