Give-back Guru Gifts

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Global warming

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

The Electric Car

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Honey badger do care.

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

Blue Jay sits in a nest made of earphone

Charity mugger

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."