Giggling Drummer Gifts

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

We stock ALL sizes...

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"More helium."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Acupuncture clinic

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Playing dustbins

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

Tragedy and Material

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Comedy Rule

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"