Gigantosaurus Giggler Gifts

Dinosaur hides.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Get on with it!

Moo! OOM!

Fancy a pint?

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Black Hole Corks

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.