Gigantic Jokers Pillows

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Giggle.

"See how it feels"

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Artist Painting his Television.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

Almost Your Time.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

I.D. required for admission to Heaven

"If only they could see your dark side."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

Colouring fun

'Does he bite?'

Dog with recurring nightmare.

Sheltering in Space

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

"A scent to turn men into putty in your hands? Have you tried chloroform?"

'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

"Watch with brother"

'It was an incredibly healing experience, but somehow, I still wound up dead!'

'Always remember son, if at first you don't succeed, blame someone else'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married."

They put me on hold.

'Now they want to know what you've done for them SINCE the Big Bang.'