Gigantic Jokers Pillows

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"See how it feels"

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Artist Painting his Television.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Almost Your Time.

"Whoah, triple denim!"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"If only they could see your dark side."

I.D. required for admission to Heaven

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

'Does he bite?'

Sheltering in Space

Dog with recurring nightmare.

Colouring fun

"Watch with brother"

'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'It was an incredibly healing experience, but somehow, I still wound up dead!'

'Always remember son, if at first you don't succeed, blame someone else'

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.

'Now they want to know what you've done for them SINCE the Big Bang.'

"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married."