Bilingual Jokers Pillows

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Time Table

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I could murder a pint!'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

Fart. Le Poot.

'Grumphie and frijol yields an unpleasant aubade.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Mange tout or man get out

'Seven 'provided', thirteen 'buts' and twenty seven 'ifs' - this is the best stockmarket forecast to clients I've ever read.'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

'It's for you.'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

'I plan to hyphenate my name when I marry. But eventually I'd like to upgrade to a semicolon followed by a lightning bolt.'

"I'm Eggspecting."

'What do you call a person who steals identities?', 'An 'yclept-o-maniac.''