Bilingual Joker Pillows

"I need a cup of Jose."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"See how it feels"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Adult Absence Notes.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Time Table

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'This milk smells funny.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Mange tout or man get out

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

'Grumphie and frijol yields an unpleasant aubade.'