Gifted Minds Pillows

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

The Book Club

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

Frog Umbrella

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

How do bright women get pregnant?

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.

'Mom, what appears over our heads when we have an idea?'

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

The Magnificent Mindo!

No more Anna Nicole Smith Cartoons.

Sock monkey in literature