Nurturing A Gifted Child Pillows

"He's a real problem child."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"Bottled or breast?"

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Support the head!"

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

Why it's called child-rearing.

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Labour ward scene: 'Do you not think it's a little soon to be leaving him with his gradparents?'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

'And after I've tucked you in, I'll read you a nice bedtime story.'

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

Chub Chub!

"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"

Two Nurses and a Baby.

Sick father.

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."

"Experts say attachment parenting - a nurturing style of parenting that promotes emotional bonding between child and parent - is a hot new trend!"